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The Art Of Facts

by Miracle Whips

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    • Recorded & Engineered by Collin Hegna at Revolver Studios, PDX

    • Mixed by Paul Dillon & Collin Hegna at Revolver Studios, PDX

    • Mastered by Scott Minor at Wild Chorus Studios, Knoxville, TN

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1.
THE BOOK OF MATCHES Let us read from The Book of David Let us read from The Book of Acts Let’s read from The Book of Matches Paragraphs of ash Let’s read from The Book of Leeches Let’s read from The Book of Note Let the stumps deliver speeches from the slits in their bloody throats Let’s read from The Book of Matches Let’s burn every word Strike reverse on The Book of Matches And the birds overhead overheard Tear the pages from The Book of Needles A braille message in the tracks Let us read from The Book of Ages Never looking back Let’s read from The Book of Matches Let’s burn every word Strike reverse on The Book of Matches And the birds overhead overheard Tear the pages from The Book of Flames While the boys in the bathroom scrape I’ll be here sitting in the window Light them up on the fire escape Let’s read from The Book of Horrors Let’s read from The Book of Song Poverty at it’s best persuades us To deploy our vicious arms Let’s read from The Book of Matches Let’s burn every word Strike reverse on The Book of Matches And the birds overhead overheard
2.
The Stockade 06:10
THE STOCKADE I’m a man who Rolls to his own drum I get beat on like a drunk timpani My last words will be ‘I’m still alive’ Uttered long after I end you I was drinking before you were born And I’ll pour one on your grave Now you see me now you don’t Now you don’t see a thing The rain rains rain and Brahms is in my brains ‘The Hunter’ is cursing through my veins I sleep in I sleep in the past I must go in the fog is rising I was drinking before you were born And I’ll pour one on your grave Now you see me now you don’t Now you don’t see a thing Just 2 cheap pills And my lips are hummingbirds Past is my luck and well being Buy me a beer son So that my last words Can be ‘oh that’s nice and thank you’ I was drinking before you were born And I’ll pour one on your grave Now you see me now you don’t Now you don’t see a thing
3.
CAPTAIN FUCKPANTS Captain Fuckpants Is a scourge on this city & The girl in the meat dress Is on live TV & the moon went down on the feral streets of London & my nose bled all the way to Pittsburgh Senator Shitheel Is a captial case He took a baseball bat To the capitols knees & the moon went down on the Meryl Streeps of London & I sang about the poor in Singapore Out of many we are one But you’d better bring your gun Captain America He broke the rules On the feral streets of London & my soft heart bleats Until it makes the papers So i’ll tie one on in Taiwan Out of many we are one But you’d better bring your gun Governor Stickfigure Is the wings of the city We float his boat in an Impeachable way & the moon went down on the feral streets of London And my nose bled over flyover country
4.
STILL NOT SOULED I’d like to find a place for myself I’d like to find a place of my own To leave this world To fend for itself To leave this world to fend for it’s own I’ll leave this world My soul to save I’ll leave this world I shall be brave The wine I drink Goes streaming down The lines on my face The place where I drown And my face Is as old as time And that time’s not mine And at times i’m fine Like wine She smiles at me And simply stares I sleep on the staircase Stand on the chairs I don’t know what I met her for A metaphor The lines on my face And my face Is as old as time And that time’ ain’t And at times i’m fine Like wine Words & Music by Dillon/Merritt
5.
Stupid Bird 04:28
STUPID BIRD Stupid bird Tweets all day Stupid bird Got nothin’ to say Stupid bird Hanging’ out in the sun Stupid bird Not foolin’ anyone It’s a Trojan Horse That’s gone off course That stupid horse Is hoarse of course That Trojan Horse In his idiot shoes They’re bound to him Like you’re bound to lose I’m losing touch In touch with my mind I feel like a bug The shell has left behind Stupid bug Rollin up in a ball Stupid bug Not foolin’ me at all Wherever you wander Wherever you roam Keep your eye on the doughnut And never on the hole Words & Music by Dillon/Merritt
6.
Blue Guitar 02:43
BLUE GUITAR You play upon a blue guitar You do not play things as they are This as they are have changed When I play them on my blue guitar I cannot stand the words you said Your blues have got me seeing red Your words are all in vain Why they’re laid upon Your dying bed Not only are you doing nothing You’re doing nothing wrong You dance upon a broken string That won’t permit your suffering Your suffering is strange When played upon my blue guitar Words & Music by Dillon/Merritt
7.
5 In Gold 03:32
5 IN GOLD I dreamt the number 5 in gold Among the rain Among the lights He bent his head against the cold But he’s still young And burning bright My time ain’t long I’m halfway there But I’m still standing On the stair The number 6 a silver train That speeds uptown To seven’s reign It’s engine sings a song to you A rhapsody That’s wrapped in blue My time ain’t long I’m halfway there But I’m still standing On the stair My middle 8 You put me on my heels I don’t like how it feels I’m falling’ down the stairs Just so you’re awares I’ve been to church I’ve been to school I balanced on the golden rule But I fell down for all to see The number 8 Infinity Words & Music by Dillon/Merritt
8.
SMALL AND GOOD I was born small and good Punch me out Nothing happens To my neighbors To open me Tear at the perforations They are everywhere There’s gonna be a war There’s gonna be a war There’s gonna be a war And it’ll be fun Words & Music by Dillon/Merritt
9.
FUNERAL PARTS I woke up with my mind On last night’s chill (x2) Thinking you might leave Me on the windowsill I woke up with my mind It was a runaway train (x2) Bent on excuses I deleted I should have told you my friend This candle burns at both ends I’m a man of detail And funeral parts (x2) Empty carlots And dark arts I should have warned you friends This candle burns to the end I woke up with my mind A dark memory stove (x2) I found the art of facts In the artifacts And while you wait your turn This candle burns I’m a man of detail And funeral parts (x2) Wendy Carlos And Karl Marx Words & Music by Dillon/Merritt
10.
Go With Gone 03:56
GO WITH GONE Naked encounters With suicide pacts Violent admissions Of the lack of facts Taken aback By a stab in the back Sometimes it’s not the singer it’s the song And the only place to go from here is gone Brilliant submissions By cynical hacks Hysterical emissions From the old smokestacks It’s not the wall It is the crack Sometimes the words you’re singing’ come out wrong And the only place to go from here is gone It’s not the heat It’s the humility Salting out my eyes What I need to see It’s not the login’ But the win that you lack Sometimes that’s not the only thing that’s wrong And the only place to go from here is gone In advance of Of a broken arm Nothing left to chance Nothing to discard And now this sermon Feels it’s running’ rather long Remember it’s the singer not the song And the only place to go from here is gone Words & Music by Dillon/Merritt

about

(Leaked info from an upcoming Press Release...)

“Despite the fact that they were both present for the entire affair, Paul Dillon & Jason Merritt somehow did not meet on a co-headlining Sparklehorse/Mercury Rev tour of the Eastern U.S. back in 1999.

Jeff Mercel was there, playing drums with Mercury Rev - Paul was there as guitar tech for Sparklehorse's Mark Linkous, and Jason was there on the same bus as Jeff & his upstate compatriots in his official capacity as ride-along-poet-in-residence.

I think the tour lasted about two weeks.

Flash forward 20 years and to the first item of official Miracle Whips business which was a field trip to the local Goodwill to purchase a large & unwieldy 1970’s era cast iron electric typewriter in order to place it, and themselves, on Jason's porch every weekend & get to work on writing these damn songs.

Ultimately Jeff Mercel was flown out from his home in Saugerties, NY to Portland, Oregon where he and the other two decamped to Collin Hegna’s Revolver Studios to record every song live, together, in the room, close-mic’d and in close quarters.

These recordings were mixed by Paul & Collin and subsequently mastered at Wild Chorus studios in Knoxville, Tennessee by Scott Minor, (also of Sparklehorse fame...), and resulting record album is something that I think you'll agree is quite special...”

Donald Twain - Porch Music Magazine

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released February 22, 2020

• Recorded & Engineered by Collin Hegna at Revolver Studios, PDX

• Mixed by Paul Dillon & Collin Hegna at Revolver Studios, PDX

• Mastered by Scott Minor at Wild Chorus Studios, Knoxville, TN

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Miracle Whips Portland, Oregon

• PAUL DILLON (Miracle Falls, Sparklehorse, Mercury Rev)
• JASON MERRITT (Whip, Timesbold),
• JEFF MERCEL (Mercury Rev, Ultraam,

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