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Captain Fuckpants

from The Art Of Facts by Miracle Whips

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lyrics

CAPTAIN FUCKPANTS

Captain Fuckpants
Is a scourge on this city
& The girl in the meat dress
Is on live TV

& the moon went down on the feral streets of London
& my nose bled all the way to Pittsburgh

Senator Shitheel
Is a captial case
He took a baseball bat
To the capitols knees

& the moon went down on the Meryl Streeps of London
& I sang about the poor in Singapore

Out of many we are one
But you’d better bring your gun

Captain America
He broke the rules
On the feral streets of London
& my soft heart bleats
Until it makes the papers
So i’ll tie one on in Taiwan

Out of many we are one
But you’d better bring your gun

Governor Stickfigure
Is the wings of the city
We float his boat in an Impeachable way
& the moon went down on the feral streets of London
And my nose bled over flyover country

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from The Art Of Facts, released February 22, 2020

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• PAUL DILLON (Miracle Falls, Sparklehorse, Mercury Rev)
• JASON MERRITT (Whip, Timesbold),
• JEFF MERCEL (Mercury Rev, Ultraam,

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